bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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