do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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