whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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