I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
All I want is dick and wine.
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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