I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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