i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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