he thought i was a dude.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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