I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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