she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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