Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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