I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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