He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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