i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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