addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize
