Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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