How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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