Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
