You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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