I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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