never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
its liver damage thursday
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