you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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