Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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