It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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