Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(234): View more from Ohio

Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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(509): View more from Washington

I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

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talent.

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(512): View more from Texas

She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

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(716): View more from New York

Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."

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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge

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(310): View more from California

I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.

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