Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus

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(330): View more from Ohio

Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up

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(352): View more from Florida

You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.

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(720): View more from Colorado

As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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(905): View more from Ontario

When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?

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(819): View more from Quebec

I feel awkward giving career advice while naked

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.

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