Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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