Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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