Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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