You work out of a Hotel?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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