Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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