If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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