Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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