Christians are straight up FREAKS
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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