How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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