He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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