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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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