Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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