i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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