That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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