I think I am morally bankrupt
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My dad just said "fuck circus"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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