It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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