ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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