why didn't you poke me back
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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