Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
