Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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