Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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