Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
