Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I am available for nakedness
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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