i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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