dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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