You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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