Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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