Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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