one might say we're banned from that church
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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