i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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